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Thursday, January 24, 2013

In Theaters

Opening This Week - January 25 

The Buzz: For a minute there, we wondered if this one would ever get off the ground. To put it in perspective: development on writer-director Tommy Wirkola's follow up to the entertaining Dead Snow dates back to when David Fincher was circling Black Hole as his post-Benjamin Button option. Fast forward through all the actresses who've come and gone as Gretel (Diane Kruger, Eva Green, Noomi Rapace) and now we're just nervous that the movie's horror-comedy angle might prevent it from being a crossover hit.

Certificate R
In this spin on the fairy tale, Hansel & Gretel are now bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world. As the fabled Blood Moon approaches, the siblings encounter a new form of evil that might hold a secret to their past.
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The Buzz: In case you're losing interest in Jason Statham, this time around Jennifer Lopez is by his side and there's a Robin Hood theme running through the narrative. Sorta.

Certificate R
A thief with a unique code of professional ethics is double-crossed by his crew and left for dead. Assuming a new disguise and forming an unlikely alliance with a woman on the inside, he looks to hijack the score of the crew's latest heist.
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The Buzz: This is like the director's version of New Year's Eve, I guess. Sounds great in theory, and a potentially wasted opportunity to think beyond the big screen in terms of how to distribute such a project. In other words: a YouTube event? Huge traffic with lots of Likes and all the things that matter in the digital age. As a traditional release? Even I might wait to stream it.

Certificate R
A series of interconnected short films follows three kids as they search the depths of the Internet to find the most banned movie in the world.

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The Buzz: Saif Ali Khan returns to the role of Ranvir with a higher-profile cast for this sequel to the 2008 hit. Bipasha Basu will somehow reprise her role of the deceased Sonia, too.

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Ranvir treads through the world of the Indian mafia in Turkey as he looks to avenge the death of his lover and partner in crime.

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The Buzz: Don Coscarelli's legion of fans probably know already that Angus Scrimm, the haunting grave-robber from Coscarelli's seminal Phantasm saga, appears in the director's first film in a decade. Armed with a bugged-out premise, Paul Giamatti, and the ever-increasing preference for video on demand, perhaps other innovative and hard-to-define from the Coscarelli Era will resurrect their careers as well.

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Certificate R
Metascore: 50/100 (5 reviews)
A new street drug that sends its users across time and dimensions has one drawback: some people return as no longer human. Can two college dropouts save humankind from this silent, otherworldly invasion?
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The Buzz: A decade after the tragic conclusion of Yossi & Jagger, director Eytan Fox catches us up with Yossi Hoffman, who is now a doctor, still closeted, and in mourning. The original film struck such a chord with audiences, the mixed reactions to the sequel come as little surprise. But let's hear it for the great-looking Ohad Knoller, a beefier version of Jeremy Renner who is allowed to eat carbohydrates.

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Metascore: 63/100 (4 reviews)
The sequel to Yossi & Jagger finds Dr. Yossi Hoffman reminiscing about his love ten years after his death. However, as he encounters a group of young soldiers, one of them, Tom, reignites his romantic feelings.
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The Buzz: Werner Herzog's nature documentaries have their own category of awesomeness, as well as a niche audience who see them regardless of their subject matter. Happy People, which Herzog co-directed with Dmitry Vasyukov, has laid relatively low on the festival circuit over the past two years, and seems more quietly spectacular than his recent higher profile work.

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Metascore: 72/100 (4 reviews)
A documentary on the indigenous people living in Bakhtia, the heart of the Siberian Taiga; some 300 villagers whose daily routines have barely changed over the last century and live according to their own values and cultural traditions.
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The Buzz: "West Wing" devotees should note the reunion of Rob Lowe and Richard Schiff for this political comedy -- even if its marketing materials reveal the movie was set to be released in conjunction with the 2012 presidential election but was quietly slipped into the early 2013 calendar. Documentary vet Bill Guttentag directs and co-writes.

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Metascore: 34/100 (4 reviews)
A political strategist juggling three clients questions whether or not to take the high road as the ugly side of his work begins to haunt him.
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The Buzz: I'll have to check with my gamer friends to see if this for-the-fans comedy makes any inroads, or if the conversations they have while deep in some alternative reality are funnier. Zelda Williams -- daughter of Robin -- has a supporting role as first-world lust object.

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Certificate R
Four friends hit the road to LA to compete in the Cyberbowl Video Game Championship, but will they be able to compete with the worst hangovers of their lives?
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In Theaters Now - Box Office Top Ten 

Certificate PG-13
    6.6/10  
Metascore: 57/100 (30 reviews)
Annabel and Lucas are faced with the challenge of raising his young nieces that were left alone in the forest for 5 years.... but how alone were they?
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Box Office:
Weekend: $28.12M, Gross: $28.12M

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Certificate R
    7.7/10  
Metascore: 95/100 (45 reviews)
A chronicle of the decade-long hunt for al-Qaeda terrorist leader Osama bin Laden after the September 2001 attacks, and his death at the hands of the Navy S.E.A.L. Team 6 in May 2011.
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Box Office:
Weekend: $17.60M, Gross: $55.95M

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Certificate R
    8.1/10  
Metascore: 81/100 (45 reviews)
After a stint in a mental institution, former teacher Pat Solitano moves back in with his parents and tries to reconcile with his ex-wife. Things get more challenging when Pat meets Tiffany, a mysterious girl with problems of her own.
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Box Office:
Weekend: $11.35M, Gross: $55.31M

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Certificate R
    7.2/10  
Metascore: 40/100 (36 reviews)
Los Angeles, 1949: A secret crew of police officers led by two determined sergeants work together in an effort to take down the ruthless mob king Mickey Cohen who runs the city.
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Box Office:
Weekend: $9.11M, Gross: $32.22M

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Certificate R
    6.2/10  
Metascore: 48/100 (34 reviews)
In a city rife with injustice, ex-cop Billy Taggart seeks redemption and revenge after being double-crossed and then framed by its most powerful figure: Mayor Nicholas Hostetler.
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Box Office:
Weekend: $9.00M, Gross: $9.00M

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Certificate R
    5.3/10  
Metascore: 21/100 (11 reviews)
Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help.
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Box Office:
Weekend: $8.33M, Gross: $29.98M

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Certificate R
    8.7/10  
Metascore: 81/100 (42 reviews)
With the help of a German bounty hunter, a freed slave sets out to rescue his wife from a brutal Mississippi plantation owner.
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Box Office:
Weekend: $8.24M, Gross: $138.36M

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Certificate PG-13
    8/10  
Metascore: 63/100 (41 reviews)
In 19th-century France, Jean Valjean, who for decades has been hunted by the ruthless policeman Javert after he breaks parole, agrees to care for factory worker Fantine's daughter, Cosette. The fateful decision changes their lives forever.
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Box Office:
Weekend: $7.81M, Gross: $130.37M

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Certificate PG-13
    8.3/10  
Metascore: 58/100 (40 reviews)
A younger and more reluctant Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, sets out on an "unexpected journey" to the Lonely Mountain with a spirited group of Dwarves to reclaim their stolen mountain home from a dragon named Smaug.
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Box Office:
Weekend: $6.45M, Gross: $287.40M

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Certificate R
    7.4/10  
Metascore: 56/100 (28 reviews)
The leader of a drug cartel busts out of a courthouse and speeds to the Mexican border, where the only thing in his path is a sheriff and his inexperienced staff.
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Box Office:
Weekend: $6.30M, Gross: $6.30M

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